Friday 27 May 2011

Butlers Curry House.

Me and Dennis went out to have a nice session last night at a decent gloryhole near Brook Hill,cant fault the handjob and the licking was fine.
Only came twice. Her/he's session which consisted of a milky biscuit and chocolips and various tossing the salads and mine which was a donkey punch with my own salty cod yogurt and 2 lagers,excellent value .
After that we went to our usual haunts on west street to finish the rest of the blokes off,I really enjoyed last night .

Marriage proposal

I have to admit to being in shock when my girl/boyfriend asked me to marry her/him ,she/he wants us to tie the knot in the States and to honeymoon over there.Now this is where I feel bad,I dont want to go down on a fanny again,ive tried that once before and I guess its just not for me.
I feel really bad that this woman/man who thinks the world of me is going to be gutted when I decide I dont want to get fisted,but its not for me.
I have come around from the concussion that I AM a selfish person who isnt really able to hold down a a long term relationship with anyone from all sexes,Even my partner told me that she/he thinks its all one sided and that she/he is the one giving and not receiving ,well shes/he's right I have to admit it,I guess what im trying to say is that I know for sure im going to be on my own again and it will be my choice.
I do feel bad because she/he thinks the world of me and her/his daughter also,maybe I ought to just accept that this is how I am and not date anyone from any sex ever again????
I probably should not have put this on my blog but I just felt it was something I had to get off my chest like dennis's massive balls as his dick choked me and he filled me with his/her love

me

I would just like to say that from now on this blog will not include any more details of ian and Ruth. I am doing this as a favour to Ian.
I would also like to add that I dont want to have to hear another word about ruth or ANYTHING to do with that carry on.Ive had enough of all of it.I have my own life to lead and from now on thats how its going to be. Although if he fancies a 3 way with his lady boy and ruTh films it whilst carressing both our sweaty balds heads as we spurt our manfat i might rethink it

Sex BNP

Today I got a phone call from a friend of mine in the BNP who has asked me if I fancy going to cheq for a meeting with some neo nazis.
I admit the thought does appeal to me,not just for politics but for a nice little break ,ill have to think about it not too sure if the missis will be too pleased to see me going to europe for this kind of thing.
I havent heard owt from Ian and I dont suppose I will now hes back with the bitch,still I doubt it will last and then we can continue where we left off licking and gently caressing each others balls whilst we dream of the fun we had with the ladyboys in Pattaya

Ruth and Ians bad day

First of all this is my first attempt at blogging so if it seems poor its probably is,plz stick with me .
I want to start by saying that I've thought about doing something like this for quite a while but never got round to it for one reason or another.
I will begin by starting from yesterday,well it was quite a eventful day due to the fact my mate Ian called to say he had decided he had had enough of the constant antics of his crazy girlfriend called Ruth and decided it was time to get rid.
He asked me if I would go with him to his house and help to get crazy Ruth to leave ,I agreed to help him as he looked at the end of his tether and I knew what violent cow Ruth could be due to him showing me the marks he says she inflicted on him because of his habit of fucking and sucking ladyboys
So off we went to his place and low and behold when we got there Ruth had begun the process of throwing his clothes out into the street and on to the roof from an upstairs window, his favorite dildo was poking out of a Rose bush and his favorite magazine of Singapore Sally sucking himself wafted gently in the breeze
She was shouting foul abuse to me and Ian and Had quite an audience from the nearby pub the Fox,how embarrassing for Ian having to see his neighbors laughing at the actions of his girlfriend as well as photos of his boyfriend.Poor sod has to live there and face them ridicule.What was really funny was her telling him to leave HIS house only not in a nice way, words of get the f**k out of this house?? she seemed to forget its HIS home not hers and she was the one who would be leaving.
So the police were called and in the end they said she had to leave the premises which she did by getting a guy called Keith who happened to be her ex come along and take her to his place,just a note here to this is the fact that Ian suspects she has been seeing this Keith behind his back for months and to be honest it wouldn't surprise me in the least,anyways she left and me and him went to a local pub not the Fox for obvious reasons because I thought it was best he wasn't left on his own to get depressed and even more upset that he already was.
So this is where it gets crazy,he phones me today to announce he is giving the bitch another chance because she came to his home at 5 am with the kids in tow playing the sob story,obviously she didn't think of the kids being dragged out at 5 am on a cold winters day ,typical of Ruth that very selfish and thinking only of herself as usual.
So hes took her back even though he admitted he thinks hes making a big mistake and doesn't think she will be able to change her ways??
What can you do? hes a mate so I told him I hope it does work for him but I will put money on it she reverts back to type within a month and then he will probably be on the phone again to me telling me all about it whilst having a lazy wank over the video that his boyfriend sent him from pattaya.
He has told me quite abit about him and I will go into detail later on in the blog ,so thats all for now,more to follow soon.